the table is gone

as might be part of my kneecap.

no, i did not ask for help. so i started to move the upside down table down the steps and ended up tripping and riding the table like a sled only not so gracefully till it hit the wall, i went flying, and that was only one of the flights.

nothing about this was fun. however. it's on the street, someone will take it. it's gone. i never have to see it again. i believe i deserve ice cream.